Chris Brown must have the most punchable face in the music industry. Over the weekend, the R&B superstar got into a brawl with fellow R&B singer Frank Ocean in the parking lot at Westlake Recording Studios in West Hollywood. The fight allegedly started over a parking space.
Yes, a parking space.
While the brawl reminds me of Calogero confusingly asking his father Lorenzo why Sonny murdered another man over a parking space in A Bronx Tale, just like in the movie, there’s much more to this brawl than just a parking space.
“You don’t understand, Dad, they were fighting over a parking space! Over a parking space, Daddy, why?”
We’ll explain, C.