Author Archives: Rambo Nomolos

Legends of rock: Wyld Stallyns

s-BILL-AND-TED-largeBY RAMBO NOMOLOS

Most of you should be familiar with the most excellent Bill S. Preston, Esq. and Ted Theodore Logan by now. These two duders only formed one of the most successful and influential rock bands of the past two decades: Wyld Stallyns.

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In Klinsmann We Trust: The Hex is upon us

alg-us-dempsey-jpgBY RAMBO NOMOLOS

2013 marks the celebration of the United States Soccer Federation’s Centennial. As a footballing nation, we have progressed quite a bit and in the last 20 or so years; we have advanced light years in the art of the beautiful game. Continue reading

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Great YouTube Discoveries: Sex Offender Shuffle

sex-offender-shuffleBY RAMBO NOMOLOS

Writing for Poor Scholars, I feel it is my civil duty to share with you my monumental Internet discoveries.

This morning while mourning the loss of football season and yet another lost Chicago Bears season filled with high expectations and inept offensive performances, I stumbled upon something truly great. Almost instinctively I went to YouTube in an effort to cheer myself up by watching The Super Bowl Shuffle for the 10 millionth time. Reliving the glory days of the magical 1985 Bears season is the only thing that eases the pain after another Bears-less Super Bowl.

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Prop bets with Poor Scholars

us-money-billsBY RAMBO NOMOLOS

During the Super Bowl, Poor Scholars’ degenerate gambler gambling expert Rambo Nomolos placed 14 prop bets for some extra money for Busch Light and tins of Grizzly. See how Rambo fared and why he made each selection.

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The NFL: Where diaper commercials happen

BY RAMBO NOMOLOS

What if I told you there was a commercial with three NFL All-Pro players endorsing Depends adult
diapers? What if I told you that these three players were Clay Matthews, DeMarcus Ware and Wes Welker? What if I told you that they are all wearing adult diapers in the commercial?

You would tell me I was crazy, that there is no way three superstar NFL players would agree to endorse such a product. Well, guess what? You are dead wrong!

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Ray Lewis and Deer-Antler Extract? WTF?

Photo Credit: NFL/CBS

Photo Credit: NFL/CBS

BY RAMBO NOMOLOS

The big news coming out of yesterday’s media day in the Superdome was of course that Randy Moss is the greatest wide receiver of all time. Well, at least according to Randy Moss, and in case you were too enthralled with this one-man debate to catch anything else, you may have missed another minor story about a player not quite as great as Mr. Moss: Ray Lewis.

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You Say ‘Dwayne Johnson’, I Say ‘The Rock’

Photo Credit: Movie Fan

Photo Credit: Movie Fan

BY RAMBO NOMOLOS

Professionally, Dwayne Johnson has been called Rocky Maivia, The Rock, Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, and finally, back to his birth name. The transformation from People’s Champ to a bona fide, full-fledged movie star has been completed. If you don’t believe that last statement, feel free to look at Forbes list of highest-paid actors from 2012. Dwayne Johnson comes in at number four, banking a cool $36 million last year alone.

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Think your job sucks?

Photo Credit: Office Space/20th Century Fox

Photo Credit: Office Space/20th Century Fox

BY RAMBO NOMOLOS

“Oh, oh, and I almost forgot. Ahh, I’m also gonna need you to go ahead and come in on Sunday, too…”

We’ve all heard that line uttered to us before, right? Well actually as disappointing as it may seem most people don’t have bosses like Bill Lumbergh. What we do share in common with Peter Gibbons is that our jobs suck for the most part.

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